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The wonderful world

I like fish and my favourite is red herring.
Apr 24 '14

My entire family was for some reason on a trip and we had ended up congregating outside the grocery store near Guibekken. Not enjoying the experience very much, I looked for any opportunity of an excuse to get away. They were about to cram themselves into a minivan when I decided to tell them I wanted to visit the library. Even though there isn’t one there. But there it was! Half a moment after going through the door, though, it became clear something was not right. The atmosphere felt like that of a library. Hpwever, instead of books, there were people sitting in a tunnel-shaped room with their backs to the rows of never-ending windows. Then everything started to shake, so I grabbed a pole and yelled at the only other person standing, who looked both sentient, intergender and in charge. Turned out I was aboard the library bus, here to escort us to the actual library in Heggedal. At the only and finaly destination, the season snapped from mid-summer to late autumn. I hurried inside where everything was dark blue. The library was under severe maintenance and full of construction workers and librarians in equal measures. 

Apr 23 '14

rabababe:

J. R. R. Tolkien on escapism in “The Lord of the Rings” (x)

“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisioned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?…If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!” 

-J.R.R. Tolkien

That’s actually a quote by Ursula LeGuin

(Source: thestoriesthatmatter)

Apr 23 '14
satwcomic:

Greens
In Scandinavia we’re used to food just coming with a salad at restaurants. When my family visited me in England we had dinner together, and they moved their food around a bit, even lifting it, before their finally asked “Where’s the salad?”

satwcomic:

Greens



In Scandinavia we’re used to food just coming with a salad at restaurants. 

When my family visited me in England we had dinner together, and they moved their food around a bit, even lifting it, before their finally asked “Where’s the salad?”

Apr 23 '14

I wandered into the English tea house down at the bottom of the hill. Only it wasn’t in the business of serving tea anymore. It had been refurbished into a mostly books-store. The tables were laden with antique stuff. In the second part of the main room I discovered a delicate, tiny book with the One Piece skull on the cover. Deciding I wanted it, I started calculating whether or not I had the money. In the next room were the big books. Biggest one there was “The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” It was bigger than a freezer - and I wanted it. As I pulled it off the shelf I noticed that every page had deep blue edges in a subtly varying hue. I opened it and lay on it like a bed while reading the little book. 

Apr 22 '14
Ode to the Earth

Ode to the Earth

Apr 22 '14
Apr 22 '14

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

Apr 20 '14

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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Apr 20 '14

Microfibre undies in the easter egg
That’s … getting older I guess

Apr 19 '14

If my 100th follower is yet another one of those full vags dicks and ass blogs, I am going to jump out of my window.